Midlife Bachelor Lessons Learned from Crazy Women Here are some midlife bachelor lessons learned from all of the aforementioned craziness discussed in this Fundamental Truth #6 section: 1.
Keep in mind that women typically do not expose their DARK SIDE at the beginning of a relationship.
Marriage Discussing marriage with someone you’re dating is a pretty standard practice.
Even if you haven’t been together that long, it’s totally acceptable to broach the subject while treading lightly. It’s sort of like asking someone about their political affiliation or who their favorite Kardashian is—you know, the important shit that allows you to gage a person’s character.
Questions like, “Do you see yourself getting married? However, if a girl starts spewing any of the following questions after only a few months—get the fuck out: “What do you think our wedding song should be? Because I have a few picked out on Pinterest already.” “What color scheme do you think would work best for our fall wedding? If any girl is planning your wedding before you’ve even said “I love you,” it’s safe to assume there’s a screw loose.
They’re emotional, they’re wild, they appear to be crazy to most men.
But if they’re part of the unique snowflake that makes her her, that’s a really bad sign.
She loves you; she hates you; you’re the only one for her; maybe it’s not working out.
Here’s something to think about: Doesn’t it seem like — at least in the realm of male/female relationships — there seems to be a disproportionate amount of women who fit the “crazy” bill better than men? In the meantime, here are 50 signs that the girl you’re dating might be what we like to call “crazy.” And you can trust me on this one — I’ve done extensive research in the field.
And believe it or not, I’m not trying to be sexist here, I’m genuinely curious about this; it’s not that men don’t have character defects or psychological issues that make them behave inappropriately, it’s just that those guys are always “dicks” or maybe “weirdos” (and there are plenty of them out there), but women are always “crazy.” Is it a body chemistry thing? Is there something about dating men that causes this transformation? It’s an undisputed fact that crazy women are incredible in the sack. We all get crazy eyes from time to time—from stress, lack of sleep, etc.